Slappin' the ol' keyboard sticker

WILL BE AVAILABLE SOON - STAY TUNED. DESIGN SUBJECT TO CHANGE.

The LGBTBBQ activists sometimes have a hard time explaining what is it exactly that we are supporting (it of course is: "Listen Girls Boys...This BBQ...ain't a joke"). People start pointing at us and mockingly saying "are you guys just making crap up and throwing random letters together?" or even "Your acronym length is inflating like the dollar!". To those nasty haters we respond with doubling down and adding a bunch of random letters to our acronym by giving our keyboard a good ol' slap.

What do all the letters stand for? Not really sure anymore and I’m too afraid to ask now as I don’t want to get fired from my sticker printing business.