Every Cheesy Matters sticker

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I have a confession to make; please keep this between me and you. Turns out Black olives matter sticker was a great financial success. I got so many people buying those stickers just to avoid me from calling them a black olive hater that I decided to try the approach with another corner store of the human diet: cheesy style chips.

The background story of this sticker is a bit hazy and happened a long time ago. Let me recollect what happened:

It was me and my friend sitting, at my place, on the couch watching some movie. We were munching on some cheesy style chips. The next day, after my friend was gone, I went back to the living room and noticed an orange stain under the couch. Could it be…. That my friend dropped some cheesyes, crushed them with his foot and did not clean up after himself…leaving an orange stain on my floor? Could he have done it all intentionally?

Decades later, I remembered the incident again and got real angry and upset. My friend was now a different person: grey hair, wife, kids, mortgage ….  but he’s still guilty if you ask me. I called him up about it all out of the blue, but he responded with “how do you know it was me and not you?” And “did you check that it even was from the cheesy and not something else?”. Turns out, my evidence and memory was a bit flimsy and I couldn’t pin it down on him exactly. I went back to the archives and started digging for better evidence, but then realized that so much time has past since the incident…. is it possible for me to just forgive?

Hopefully, I can forgive him one day, but until then I will tell everyone I know that one has to eat cheeses carefully and clean up after themselves. “Every cheesy matters!” Is what you will hear from me if I catch you eating like a slob and dropping crumbs everywhere!

Buy my sticker if you are not a slob!